SKINNY MY ASS

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A STAT POST IS A POST THAT WAS WRITTEN UP DUE TO A SUDDEN EVENT HAPPENING RIGHT NOW AND HERE.


Shame on you Starbucks for scamming bulimic bitches and weight cautious Chelsea gay men with such misleading names.


If a skinny Latte is known as a fat free, sugar free latte. Where the calories from sugar are close to zero and calories from fat are negligible. How can a skinny blueberry muffin contain most calories from both? Tell me! Huh, huh??? Tell me now!


No one was upset when you loaded your low fat blueberry muffin with 57 grams of sugar to overcome the absence of taste due to the muffin only containing 4% of the calories from fat.


Now you shock us with a skinny blueberry muffin and although it may only have 264 calories in total, 37.8 calories of those are from fat that is ~1/7 of the calories. As well as 28.7 grams of sugar.


Skinny Blueberry Muffin

Nutrient Class: Basic Nutrition Facts
Calories (%DV based on daily intake of 2,000 kcal) 264 kcal 13.2%
Calories from Fat 37.8 kcal 21%
Kilojoules 1,104.6 kj
Pts (by CL, not official Weight Watchers POINTS; italics if no fiber) 5.5
Total Fat (DRI 65 g) 4.2 g 6.5%
Saturated Fat (DRI 20 g) 1.2 g 6%
Trans Fat NA
Cholesterol (DRI 300 mg) NA NA
Sodium (DRI 2,400 mg) 0.4 mg 0%
Total Carbohydrate (DRI 300 g) 51.4 g 17.1%
Dietary Fiber (DRI 25 g) 0.9 g 3.6%
Sugars (WHO recommended maximum daily intake 50 g) 28.7 g 57.4%
Net Carbs (italics if sugar alcohol content unknown) 50.5 g
Protein (DRI 50 g) 5.5 g 11%
Vitamin A (DRI 5000 IU) NA NA
Vitamin C (DRI 60 mg) NA NA
Calcium (DRI 1000 mg) NA NA
Iron (DRI 18 mg) NA NA
3R (Ratio of Recommended to Restricted Food Components – What’s this?) NA
Nutrient Class: Food Energy
Total Calories (%DV based on daily intake of 2,000 kcal) 264 kcal 13.2%
Calories from Fat (italics if estimated) 37.8 kcal
Calories from Carbohydrate (estimated) 204 kcal
Calories from Protein (estimated) 20 kcal
Calories from Alcohol (assumed 0 if not explicitly disclosed) NA



Whereas, the low fat blueberry muffin had 430 calories in total and only 23 of those calories were from fat.

Low Fat Blueberry Muffin

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 serving (135.0 g)
Amount Per Serving
Calories

430
Calories from Fat

23
% Daily Value*
Total Fat

2.5g
4%
Saturated Fat

0.5g
2%
Cholesterol

0mg
0%
Sodium

540mg
23%
Total Carbohydrates

98.0g
33%
Dietary Fiber

1.0g
4%
Sugars

57.0g
Protein

6.0g
Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 2%
Calcium 4% Iron 20%
* Based on a 2000 calorie diet


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~ by Purple Velvet on March 1, 2010.

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